Comments on: On pink bras and robbing banks http://www.bonniewren.com/2005/bras-and-banks.htm I fought the lawn... and the lawn won Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:07:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Ballpoint Wren » Pink bra bandit bagged http://www.bonniewren.com/2005/bras-and-banks.htm#comment-229 Ballpoint Wren » Pink bra bandit bagged Sat, 19 Nov 2005 14:48:51 +0000 http://www.bonniewren.com/?p=217#comment-229 [...] Remember the Pink Bra Bank Robber? SAN DIEGO – Detectives Thursday arrested a man suspected of carrying out three recent mid-city bank heists while sporting women's clothing and makeup. [...] [...] Remember the Pink Bra Bank Robber? SAN DIEGO – Detectives Thursday arrested a man suspected of carrying out three recent mid-city bank heists while sporting women’s clothing and makeup. [...]

]]> By: Craig Hartel http://www.bonniewren.com/2005/bras-and-banks.htm#comment-226 Craig Hartel Fri, 18 Nov 2005 23:10:35 +0000 http://www.bonniewren.com/?p=217#comment-226 What an incredibly smart crook! Get people to stare at his pink underwear rather than his face. You can practically hear the police interview of the bank teller--"Could you describe what he looked like, please?" "Yeah, he had on a pink bra and I think he was Hispanic." "Okay, could you describe his face? Did you notice any scars or tattoos or perhaps acne or other things like that?" "No, officer, I only recall that he was wearing a pink bra. Oh, wait! I think it was a push-up bra, if that helps!" See? You get the victims to see what you want them to see...one smart robber, if you ask me! What an incredibly smart crook! Get people to stare at his pink underwear rather than his face. You can practically hear the police interview of the bank teller–”Could you describe what he looked like, please?” “Yeah, he had on a pink bra and I think he was Hispanic.” “Okay, could you describe his face? Did you notice any scars or tattoos or perhaps acne or other things like that?” “No, officer, I only recall that he was wearing a pink bra. Oh, wait! I think it was a push-up bra, if that helps!”

See? You get the victims to see what you want them to see…one smart robber, if you ask me!

]]> By: Pat Kirby http://www.bonniewren.com/2005/bras-and-banks.htm#comment-217 Pat Kirby Tue, 15 Nov 2005 22:31:50 +0000 http://www.bonniewren.com/?p=217#comment-217 Bwah. I'm picturing a butt-ugly guy in a threadbare white T-shirt, with his pink man-ziere/Bro (like on Seinfeld) showing through. They just captured one of our local bankrobbers, a woman so bloody obsessed with her cell phone, she yapped the whole time she robbed banks. Cell phone coversations are always so inane, even when robbing a bank: "Hi. What are you doing? Shopping? Uh-huh. Me? I'm at the bank, withdrawing some money." Bwah. I’m picturing a butt-ugly guy in a threadbare white T-shirt, with his pink man-ziere/Bro (like on Seinfeld) showing through.

They just captured one of our local bankrobbers, a woman so bloody obsessed with her cell phone, she yapped the whole time she robbed banks.

Cell phone coversations are always so inane, even when robbing a bank:

“Hi. What are you doing? Shopping? Uh-huh. Me? I’m at the bank, withdrawing some money.”

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