<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	>
<channel>
	<title>Comments on: In the post office, no one can hear you scream</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.bonniewren.com/2005/in-the-post-office-no-one-can-hear-you-scream.htm/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.bonniewren.com/2005/in-the-post-office-no-one-can-hear-you-scream.htm</link>
	<description>I fought the lawn... and the lawn won</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 08:59:05 +0000</pubDate>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2</generator>
		<item>
		<title>By: MacManX.com &#187; Blogroll Dive: 12/19/05</title>
		<link>http://www.bonniewren.com/2005/in-the-post-office-no-one-can-hear-you-scream.htm#comment-436</link>
		<dc:creator>MacManX.com &#187; Blogroll Dive: 12/19/05</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2005 08:13:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bonniewren.com/?p=242#comment-436</guid>
		<description>[...] Bonnie discovers extraterrestrial life in her local post office. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Bonnie discovers extraterrestrial life in her local post office. [...]</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: pat kirby</title>
		<link>http://www.bonniewren.com/2005/in-the-post-office-no-one-can-hear-you-scream.htm#comment-404</link>
		<dc:creator>pat kirby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2005 15:06:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bonniewren.com/?p=242#comment-404</guid>
		<description>Self-Absorbed Alien.  Waits until noon, when Post Office is the busiest.  Then initiates several complex transactions--gets a new PO box, processes a passport application, changes address, complains about service, etc.  Often occurs in twos, or a number coincident with number of postal employees.  That way all lines and progress are stopped for thirty minutes or more.

A variant is the Self-Absorbed Alien in line at the bank.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Self-Absorbed Alien.  Waits until noon, when Post Office is the busiest.  Then initiates several complex transactions&#8211;gets a new PO box, processes a passport application, changes address, complains about service, etc.  Often occurs in twos, or a number coincident with number of postal employees.  That way all lines and progress are stopped for thirty minutes or more.</p>
<p>A variant is the Self-Absorbed Alien in line at the bank.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Bonnie Wren</title>
		<link>http://www.bonniewren.com/2005/in-the-post-office-no-one-can-hear-you-scream.htm#comment-403</link>
		<dc:creator>Bonnie Wren</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2005 13:43:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bonniewren.com/?p=242#comment-403</guid>
		<description>Stink Eyes... pfffft! Nothing to me.  Heads that split open and spew pea soup, however... that's another story.  (Yuck, Bonnie C! Talk about word pictures!)

Robert, I resemble that remark. Who you calling "mental," buddy? Heh!

&lt;small&gt;(I took that comma out of your link, Robert, so it works now.)&lt;/small&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stink Eyes&#8230; pfffft! Nothing to me.  Heads that split open and spew pea soup, however&#8230; that&#8217;s another story.  (Yuck, Bonnie C! Talk about word pictures!)</p>
<p>Robert, I resemble that remark. Who you calling &#8220;mental,&#8221; buddy? Heh!</p>
<p><small>(I took that comma out of your link, Robert, so it works now.)</small></p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: April Redmon</title>
		<link>http://www.bonniewren.com/2005/in-the-post-office-no-one-can-hear-you-scream.htm#comment-400</link>
		<dc:creator>April Redmon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2005 06:39:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bonniewren.com/?p=242#comment-400</guid>
		<description>Hmm...Well, what about the STINK eye?  I have one that rivals Condolezza Rice's...or so I've been told. hehehheheehhee

We can call it a draw. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmm&#8230;Well, what about the STINK eye?  I have one that rivals Condolezza Rice&#8217;s&#8230;or so I&#8217;ve been told. hehehheheehhee</p>
<p>We can call it a draw. <img src='http://www.bonniewren.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: M. C. Pearson</title>
		<link>http://www.bonniewren.com/2005/in-the-post-office-no-one-can-hear-you-scream.htm#comment-399</link>
		<dc:creator>M. C. Pearson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2005 05:16:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bonniewren.com/?p=242#comment-399</guid>
		<description>This gives the saying 'going postal' a whole new meaning.  My husband must think I am totally crazy, I'm in here giggling like an idiot.  Geez lady, you crack me up bad.  I'll have to show him this in the morning!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This gives the saying &#8216;going postal&#8217; a whole new meaning.  My husband must think I am totally crazy, I&#8217;m in here giggling like an idiot.  Geez lady, you crack me up bad.  I&#8217;ll have to show him this in the morning!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
</channel>
</rss>
