“In which Miss Snark vents her wrath on the hapless world of writers and crushes them to sand beneath her T.Rexual heels of stiletto snark.”

Reasons I love Miss Snark:

1. Stiletto heels
2. Gin pails
3. George Clooney

What you need to know about Miss Snark:

• She says she’s a literary agent
• We don’t know if it’s true or not, because she is anonymous
• We don’t care either way, because she’s so deliciously snarky.