Ye best be learnin’ t’ be talkin’ like a buccaneer. Shiver ye timbers on over to the Pirate’s Vocabulary page.

That be too much work? Yer a swabbie who ortin’ t’ be keel hauled! Arrgh! Try ‘t Pirate Speak translator instead, ya lily livered lanlubber.

If ye be nay smart enough t’ reckon what t’ say t’ a member o’ th’ opposite sex, here be a pickup line fer t’ lads:

Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

‘N fer the lasses:

So, tell me, why do they call ye, “Cap’n Feathersword?”