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Fancypants Man: better than a giant rolling gum wad!

Filed under: Procrastination on Tuesday, May 9, 2006

Screenshot from game 'Fancypants Adventures'

Okay.

I swore I’d never get into any complicated type of game where you travel around and collect a neverending supply of magic thingies and have to learn all these complicated keystroke combinations just to move, not to mention get out of the way of the giant rolling gum wad or whatever it is that’s after you.

Because… to put it as simply as possible… I am an uncoordinated rube with no game talent whatsoever. Yes, yes, it’s sad, but I live with it.

And yet The Adventures of Fancypants Man game has precious little to remember so that even I—yes, MOI—can actually work it. And it’s cute. Cute art, cute music, cute little Fancypants Man.

Turn the volume down before you click if you’re supposed to be crunching some numbers at work. (Just trying to be helpful, there.) And dang, watch out for those spiders!

Screenshot of spiders attacking Mr. Fancypants Man

Otherwise you’ll end up like this:

Screenshot of you player when he's been killed... he turns into an angel

If you go behind the “Options” door you can change the color of Fancypants’ pants. Heh! I am so easily amused.

Via Digg

  1. I’ll have to go give it a try. It looks hilarious.

    Comment by Mimi — 5/9/2006 @ 6:23 pm

  2. I just burned my son’s dinner, I was so busy playing. Thank heavens, he won’t notice: he rarely tastes food, only inhales.

    BTW, how did you get that adorable picture to appear with the URL in the URL box on my browser?

    Comment by Elizabeth — 5/9/2006 @ 8:51 pm

  3. Oh no you don’t….i refuse to play another game…well….maybe…just a little…bye, I gotta go play!

    Comment by Bonnie Calhoun — 5/9/2006 @ 9:28 pm

  4. “I will NOT play Fancypants, I wil NOT play Fancypants, I will NOT play Fancypants”!!!

    Comment by Michelle — 5/9/2006 @ 10:36 pm

  5. I am afraid - very afraid -

    Comment by Dennie — 5/10/2006 @ 4:33 am

  6. Give it a try, ladies! (Unless you have a lot of stuff you have to do today!)

    The boys say I have no skills whatsoever when it comes to gaming but even I can work most of the little thingyboppers. And I love the way Fancypants’ hair waves in the breeze.

    Elizabeth, Here are two articles that describe the procedure:

    HTML: Adding a Favorite Icon to Your Site

    HTML Goodies: So You Want Your Own Bookmark Icon, Hunh?

    And if you want to search for more instructions, use these search terms:

    icon favicon.ico

    P.S. Originally I had that little clump of grass up there instead of my old mug. It’s so tiny you can’t see much, the better to hide the wrinkles.

    P.S.S.
    Anybody get this message in the game?

    Screenshot of message that says 'You killed Mr. Fancypants Man!'

    Comment by Bonnie Wren — 5/10/2006 @ 8:33 am

  7. [...] Bonnie discovered a simple, artistic, and addictive adventure game. [...]

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  8. I want my 20 minutes back :P

    Comment by Echilon — 5/19/2006 @ 11:40 am

  9. OMG! I love fancy pants man

    I want him to marry me some day.

    Ps He looks so cute in red pants

    Comment by Stephanie — 5/20/2006 @ 3:52 am

  10. Only 20 minutes, Echilon! You are an amateur procrastinator. Practice more and maybe one day you, too, will waste hours at a time as I do.

    Red pants, Stephanie! I’m going to make him wear those the next time. Don’t you love his hair?

    Comment by Bonnie Wren — 5/20/2006 @ 8:26 pm

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