First, allow me to say that this is totally safe for work, despite those iffy little terms “nudist” and “trampolining” up there in the title. (And if I get banned in Ohio again, I guess I’ll know why.)

There are ten moves you can put our flabby little hippie through, including the “Tornado” and the “YMCA” (my favorite).

Here’s the “Lobster,” which may be in questionable taste, but hey! It’s 25 points!

Amazingly enough, that fig leaf doesn’t even flap in the breeze. It remains safely affixed even through the “Hedgehog.”

Push your keyboard buttons correctly and your hippie is carried up into Heaven, where he can bounce in the clouds. But get a little careless, and he’s flat on the ground with a little hippie cry.

And it’s such an easy game, too! See?

Via Digg.