Random Flickr Blogging with Squirt
BONNIE: Okay, Squirt! Time for a Random Flickr Blogging! Are you ready?
SQUIRT: Sure, Mom, if it makes you happy.
BONNNIE: “I got a fever. And the only prescription…is more cowbell!”
SQUIRT: Hunh?
BONNIE: You know, that Saturday Night Live sketch where they play rock music with cowbells and—
SQUIRT:
BONNIE: —Ho kay… moving on!
SQUIRT: “After a night of drunken adventuring, you never know who you’ll wake up with.”
BONNIE: Important words we should all remember.
SQUIRT: Yes.
BONNIE: “And the highlight of the evening’s entertainment was the Fiery Pretzel Dance.”
SQUIRT: That’s not funny. This is funny: “Flaming Squirrel on a string! Aieee!” Heh! Or even better: “Kerosene and squirrels: a tragic mix!”
BONNIE: Heh! You’re going to bring PETA down all over me. Or at the very least, Secret Squirrel is gonna come over here and whup your bottom.
SQUIRT: “Son, I don’t think that’s how you ride your bicycle.”
BONNIE: That’s exactly how you rode your bike when you were a kid.
SQUIRT: No!
BONNIE: It’s true. You were always trying to kill yourself.
Scrumbledelicious’ photostream photostream
BONNIE: “We’re filling up the bathtub! And I helped!”
SQUIRT: Boring! Mom, you have no talent with this.
BONNIE: Hmmpf.
SQUIRT: Let me think… um, uh…heh! No…
BONNIE: Too late! Time to move on!
SQUIRT: HA! “As farmer Bob got beamed to the mother ship, he realized he had to pee.”
BONNIE: I don’t get it.
SQUIRT: Ha ha ha ha ha!
BONNIE: What? What’s the joke?
SQUIRT: HA HA HA HA!
Allyson & Aiden Myers’ photostream
BONNIE: “Bubbles? Why, I have absolutely no idea how these bubbles got there.”
SQUIRT: (rolls eyes) No, Mom. Give it up!
BONNIE: Well, that is what it was like when I bathed you boys in the sink.
SQUIRT: Mom.
SQUIRT: Hey, Holly! Come to my front door really quick! Stand close to the spyhole!
BONNIE: Ahem. Young man. And who’s Holly?
BONNIE: “OUTH NIGHT was a such a big hit, the vestry committee immediately scheduled INGO NIGHT and an ANCAKE BREAKFAST.”
SQUIRT: Meh.
SQUIRT: “Eat the mountain!” Or even better, “Get in my belly, mountain!”
BONNIE: That’s what I wanted to say, but you beat me to it.
SQUIRT: Sure, Mom.
BONNIE: “This is what happens when the Fruit of the Loom Guys get old and gray.” Or old and black and white, as the case may be.
SQUIRT: “This is what happens when mom picks bad Flickr photos.”
LOL! Very funny. And I’m glad to know I’m not the only parent whose kid is The World’s Toughest Audience.
Comment by Tom Hilton — 10/18/2006 @ 3:10 pm
I actually liked the balloon people.
Comment by Dana — 10/18/2006 @ 3:25 pm
That Squirt is really funny. What a funny kid!
Comment by Big Daddy — 10/18/2006 @ 4:29 pm
This was waaaaaay too much fun. Now I can’t wait until next week to see the random Flickr thingy.
Yeah, I need one more reason to spend an inordinate amount of time on my computer blogging.
Comment by Ms. Karen — 10/18/2006 @ 8:38 pm
Too funny…especially the Flaming Squirrel on a string…Bwhahaha.
And the last one….”Boy, they sure have balls!”
Comment by Bonnie Calhoun — 10/18/2006 @ 9:30 pm
hahahahahha
This was fun! Squirt is funny just like his mom.
Comment by dink — 10/18/2006 @ 9:46 pm
flaming squirrels on strings rarely travel in a perfect circle…
i’m just sayin’.
Comment by jamie — 10/19/2006 @ 4:45 am
LOL! Squirt’s a funny dude! Love the flaming squirrels. And eat the mountain.
Thanks for a giggle.
Comment by Honey — 10/19/2006 @ 5:35 am
“Bubbles? Why, I have absolutely no idea how these bubbles got there.”
When my brothers and I were small we made our own Jacuzzi in the bath, before Jacuzzi got the patent. I know, gross.
Comment by Steve — 10/19/2006 @ 6:38 am
LOL – DH loves Cowbell HA!
Comment by Dennie ~ — 10/19/2006 @ 7:15 am
oh and… apparently I need more coffee – it took my a minute or two to figure out “outh night” … sheesh!
Comment by Dennie ~ — 10/19/2006 @ 7:17 am
haha! you and squirt are too cute together, bonnie!
Comment by cyn — 10/19/2006 @ 2:56 pm
Too funny. With the balloons I was thinking “that is what happens when you fart in fruit of the looms. Love the squirrel one
Comment by Lrlwreath — 10/20/2006 @ 5:59 am
Waving Hiiiii from across the pond. I’m soooooo behind in my blog reading.
LOL Thanks Bonnie you made me smile.
Comment by Vanda — 10/20/2006 @ 9:06 am
Hey, guys! I’ve been swamped!
I’m glad you all liked it—I’ve been trying to get Squirt to work on a Random Flickr Blogging with me for a couple of weeks. He is a persnickety boy, that’s for sure.
Comment by Bonnie Wren — 10/20/2006 @ 6:04 pm
That was great! Without being too cheesy, I think it’s really nice you two did it together!
Comment by Erika — 10/23/2006 @ 11:27 am