Get it? “Rang as am”? “Anagrams“?

Oh, never mind. Besides, I wanted to see what “Ballpoint Wren” anagrammed into, but I wasn’t really prepared for the answer.

Plan Nobler Wit

I almost faint at the slur. My wit isn’t noble enough? I have to plan nobler stuff? Ye gad.

I wonder how the high and mighty might fare. Hmmm… let’s see. Dave Barry is…

Brave Yard

Come on!

Erma Bombeck is…

Crab Meek Mob

Totally useless if you ask me! Perhaps I’m better off playing Scrabble.

Ballpoint Wren = a Scrabble score of 20

Yes. This is much more fun.

President Bush = a Scrabble score of 21

I guess it’s okay if he beats me. He is the President and all.

Britney Spears = a Scrabble score of 20

Heh! I win!

Fred Flintstone = a Scrabble score of 21

What, is everybody 20-something? I need somebody with a LONG name. Aha!

Arnold Schwarzenegger = a Scrabble score of 40

Woo hoo! Imagine being able to play Arnie on a Triple Word Score! And hey! How about I run him through the Anagram maker?

He’s grown large ‘n’ crazed.

No way.