Comments on: Really stupid things I’ve had to confess to a nurse

By: Wanders World » The Finger

Wanders World » The Finger — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 18:36:26 +0000

[...] I was reading Ballpoint Wren today, she’s had an accident with a hand mixer. It reminded me of a hand accident that I had on June 21, 1989. I remember the date vividly, but not because of the hand accident. It was one of those days that just started out badly and continued to get worse until I got to the hand accident. It was a day that everything just snowballed and each time it got just a little worse. [...]

By: Bonnie Wren

Bonnie Wren — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 22:27:22 +0000

krokodile, that’s AWFUL! Isn’t it embarrassing, having to explain how it happened? The nurse just looked at me, like I was lying to her. “Nobody, not even this gal, is THAT dumb.”

Heh, Mark! Perhaps I’m not as gentle, graceful or as smooth as you are. I think you need to do a video, upload it to YouTube, and show me how!

Thanks for stopping by, Frank. It looks like I’m going to keep the nail, although losing it would really add to my current ability to gross out my kids. Talk about a wonderful side benefit!

By: Frank

Frank — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 21:06:53 +0000

Eeeeooooouuuuwww.

Sympathies me to you. I blenderised my finger some years ago and still bear a two-piece nail on my right index finger as a result.

Groovy bulldog but few can hold up vs Chuck

By: Mark McLellan

Mark McLellan — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 17:52:06 +0000

I always understood that if you folded clothes neatly, smoothed them gently and then laid them gracefully in a drawer that they magically ironed themselves in the dark. Is that not so, then?

By: krokodile

krokodile — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 03:54:42 +0000

When one has the all-encompassing, deep, universal thought processes we obviously do, a little temporal injury is bound to happen.
Or so I told the doctor who sewed up my arm- the one that I used to attempt to move the spinning, guardless standing fan. I swear the blades were on the other side!
Hope healing happens hastily!
(came from dooce, stayed for the fun!)