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The Idiot Test 3

Filed under: Procrastination on Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Screenshot of The Idiot Test 3

I guess I missed Idiot Tests 1 and 2. No worries, though, because I’m NOT AN IDIOT. Hooray. I’m “almost average,” a step up from “dumber than dirt,” which is what I was really expecting.

It’s a tricky, tricky test, though. I got lost trying to remember if I was supposed to click the yellow button once or twice—which just goes to show you I can’t keep more than one thought in my head at the same time.

screenshot of my score

  1. I got through the test but I was supposed to click something green quickly. I didn’t do it fast enough and accidentally ended up pushing something that closed the test. That takes a special kind of idiot, I think.

    Comment by Jaye Wells — 3/21/2007 @ 9:03 pm

  2. Hi, my name is Karen, and I’m an idiot. That bit about quickly NOT pressing the green thing kills me every darn time. My brain is too busy trying to process the whole “don’t click” part that I don’t click anything at all.

    So…confused…Spock! Help me, Spock!

    Comment by Ms. Karen — 3/21/2007 @ 10:48 pm

  3. I need the coffee in the green cup…NO, not in the green cup. Quick, pour it in the RED cup…twice! Then drink it once and pass it to the smart person on your left…um, no…on your right, then tap both feet while singing “America” at the top of your lungs whilst simultaneously flapping your right, no LEFT arm and using the other arm to wash windows.

    Comment by groovyoldlady — 3/22/2007 @ 5:19 am

  4. After trying 5 times I was finally Almost Average!

    Comment by squirrel — 3/22/2007 @ 11:17 am

  5. I got to Brilliant, but that’s the best I can do. I suddenly feel like eating some cheese.

    Comment by Jennifer — 3/22/2007 @ 2:10 pm

  6. Between there and here I already forgot what I was. I think that makes me ..ummm…dumb.

    Comment by Corn Dog — 3/22/2007 @ 5:57 pm

  7. It’s a good thing I wasn’t quick enough. I tried to hit the green triangle, and thought I did hit it in time and made it through to the next level, but apparently it said “don’t” somewhere…so I must have been too slow. Seems I’m only “smart” by accident. Works for me. ;)

    Ciao bella…I enjoyed the procrastination.

    Comment by Teri — 3/22/2007 @ 8:51 pm

  8. Ha! Don’t need no test to know I’m a certified idiot.

    Comment by Bernita — 3/23/2007 @ 4:23 am

  9. I can’t get passed being an idiot. I guess I’ll just have to accept that.

    Comment by Kathryn — 3/23/2007 @ 2:22 pm

  10. I’m a real certified idiot come on I even forgot my name.

    Comment by I forgot my name. — 6/13/2007 @ 6:12 am

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