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Monday Morning Mojo: Apocalypse Mojo

Filed under: Bulldog on Monday, April 16, 2007

Mini image of the comic Mooch and Bucky are even more ticked off at Mojo than usual lately, seeing as how he figured out a way to get at their cat food.

Let’s just say that cat food doesn’t agree with Mojo’s digestive system. And while I run off to Costco to pick up several truckloads of air freshener, you can read all about the situation either by clicking on the image to the right or clicking on this link.

Monday Morning Mojo: Sir Barks-a-lot vs. the Fire-Breathing Metallic Creature from HELL

Filed under: Bulldog on Monday, April 9, 2007

MOJO: BARK! BARK! BARK!

BONNIE: (stirs the pan of sausages she’s browning)

BONNIE: Mojo, no! Stop that!

MOJO: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!

BONNIE: Boys! Go see what Mojo is barking at!

(no answer)

BONNIE: BOYS!

MOJO: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!

BONNIE: (Realizes an axe murderer could be breaking into the house and the boys wouldn’t notice unless he bludgeoned the X-box first.)

BONNIE: Dammit! (Turns fire down on stove and goes into the living room to look for her dog. He’s not there. She follows the sound of barking and finds…)

Link for the feedreaders here.

Monday Morning Mojo: No 74

Filed under: Bulldog on Monday, April 2, 2007

Mini image of the comic Warning: today’s comic contains graphic scenes of spiders and raw steaks, which may be frightening and/or disgusting to arachnophobes and/or vegans.

Okay! Disclaimer over! You can launch today’s comic either by clicking on the image to the right or clicking on this link.

I hate this when it happens to me

Filed under: Bulldog,Wren's Eye View on Thursday, March 29, 2007

It’s cold. You doze off. And then…

Mooch, Bucky and Mojo in dog bed together

Monday Morning Mojo: the grass is greener after you close the door

Filed under: Bulldog on Monday, March 26, 2007

Mini image of the comic The only time this bulldog is happy is when the door is left wide open, and that’s no good. I think we need a doggy door.

While we wait to hear from somebody who’s successfully installed one in a french door, you can launch today’s comic either by clicking on the image to the right or clicking on this link.

Monday Morning Mojo: oh, lordy, it’s another movie

Filed under: Bulldog on Monday, March 19, 2007

Hubby and I took Mojo to Dog Beach Sunday. It was May Gray come early: gray and bleak. But he had a blast running and playing with all the other dogs. Mojo had a good time, too.

Right now we’re averaging about one trip a year, even though it’s not far from our house at all. What can I say except that we are BAD dog owners, and Mojo is deprived of all the good things in life because of our selfishness.

Update: If you can’t view this video, try the Quicktime version I put on my server. You need Quicktime to view it, and it takes about 3 minutes to load on my DSL connection, so if you’re using dial-up, I’d recommend sticking with the Flash version.

P.S. I’m still not happy with the quality of uploaded videos. If anybody out there can show me how to process videos for the web without graininess or loss of clarity, please contact me and tell me how!

Monday Morning Mojo: Yogi Mojo Comes to DVD

Filed under: Bulldog on Monday, March 12, 2007

Mini image of the comicJust a quickie today. Feeling lots better, but with this time change I’m not sure whether I’m coming or going!

Just so you all know, Tony Horton is a fitness DVD instructor. I’m what you call a fitness vidiot, in that I collect fitness DVDs. Sometimes I even work out to them!

You can launch today’s comic either by clicking on the image to the right or clicking on this link

Sleepy, Sneezy and Dopey, all rolled up into one

Filed under: Bulldog on Sunday, March 11, 2007

Mojo, sleeping sitting up
This is my dog: suffering from Kennel Cough, doped up on cough medicine and sleeping whilst sitting up. His eyes are partly open, but don’t let this fool you. He is snoring.

Monday Morning Mojo: He got it

Filed under: Bulldog on Monday, March 5, 2007

Mini image of the comic Oy! No matter how often I swear I’ll get these out before 6 pm on Sunday night, it’s always after ten, and my man is really grouchy about it, too.

So I’ll make this quick! Launch today’s comic either by clicking on the image to the right or clicking on this link, and watch out for the dots!

Monday Morning Mojo: To sleep, perchance to chew

Filed under: Bulldog on Monday, February 26, 2007

Mini image of the comicGoodness, I barely made this one in on my deadline. I would say something witty to introduce it, too, but it’s bedtime for Bonzo and I can’t think of anything except my nice, cozy bed.

So you may launch today’s comic either by clicking on the image to the right or clicking on this link, and if you hear any snoring, well, sorry!

 
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