Monday Morning Mojo: Apocalypse Mojo

Mini image of the comic Mooch and Bucky are even more ticked off at Mojo than usual lately, seeing as how he figured out a way to get at their cat food.

Let’s just say that cat food doesn’t agree with Mojo’s digestive system. And while I run off to Costco to pick up several truckloads of air freshener, you can read all about the situation either by clicking on the image to the right or clicking on this link.

Monday Morning Mojo: Sir Barks-a-lot vs. the Fire-Breathing Metallic Creature from HELL

MOJO: BARK! BARK! BARK!

BONNIE: (stirs the pan of sausages she’s browning)

BONNIE: Mojo, no! Stop that!

MOJO: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!

BONNIE: Boys! Go see what Mojo is barking at!

(no answer)

BONNIE: BOYS!

MOJO: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!

BONNIE: (Realizes an axe murderer could be breaking into the house and the boys wouldn’t notice unless he bludgeoned the X-box first.)

BONNIE: Dammit! (Turns fire down on stove and goes into the living room to look for her dog. He’s not there. She follows the sound of barking and finds…)

(Note: this was originally uploaded to Revver, remember that? Talk about old school! When Revver shut down, I lost the video. I found it on an old hard drive and re-uploaded it to Facebook.)

Monday Morning Mojo: oh, lordy, it’s another movie

Hubby and I took Mojo to Dog Beach Sunday. It was May Gray come early: gray and bleak. But he had a blast running and playing with all the other dogs. Mojo had a good time, too.

Right now we’re averaging about one trip a year, even though it’s not far from our house at all. What can I say except that we are BAD dog owners, and Mojo is deprived of all the good things in life because of our selfishness.

Update: If you can’t view this video, try the Quicktime version I put on my server. You need Quicktime to view it, and it takes about 3 minutes to load on my DSL connection, so if you’re using dial-up, I’d recommend sticking with the Flash version.

P.S. I’m still not happy with the quality of uploaded videos. If anybody out there can show me how to process videos for the web without graininess or loss of clarity, please contact me and tell me how!

Monday Morning Mojo: Yogi Mojo Comes to DVD

Mini image of the comicJust a quickie today. Feeling lots better, but with this time change I’m not sure whether I’m coming or going!

Just so you all know, Tony Horton is a fitness DVD instructor. I’m what you call a fitness vidiot, in that I collect fitness DVDs. Sometimes I even work out to them!

You can launch today’s comic either by clicking on the image to the right or clicking on this link

Monday Morning Mojo: He got it

Mini image of the comic Oy! No matter how often I swear I’ll get these out before 6 pm on Sunday night, it’s always after ten, and my man is really grouchy about it, too.

So I’ll make this quick! Launch today’s comic either by clicking on the image to the right or clicking on this link, and watch out for the dots!

Monday Morning Mojo: To sleep, perchance to chew

Mini image of the comicGoodness, I barely made this one in on my deadline. I would say something witty to introduce it, too, but it’s bedtime for Bonzo and I can’t think of anything except my nice, cozy bed.

So you may launch today’s comic either by clicking on the image to the right or clicking on this link, and if you hear any snoring, well, sorry!