Ballpoint Wren » Bulldog http://www.bonniewren.com I fought the lawn... and the lawn won Sun, 17 Jan 2010 20:44:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Monday Morning Mojo: Apocalypse Mojo http://www.bonniewren.com/2007/monday-morning-mojo-apocalypse-mojo.htm http://www.bonniewren.com/2007/monday-morning-mojo-apocalypse-mojo.htm#comments Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:01:53 +0000 Bonnie Wren http://www.bonniewren.com/2007/monday-morning-mojo-apocalypse-mojo.htm Mini image of the comic Mooch and Bucky are even more ticked off at Mojo than usual lately, seeing as how he figured out a way to get at their cat food.

Let’s just say that cat food doesn’t agree with Mojo’s digestive system. And while I run off to Costco to pick up several truckloads of air freshener, you can read all about the situation either by clicking on the image to the right or clicking on this link.

]]> http://www.bonniewren.com/2007/monday-morning-mojo-apocalypse-mojo.htm/feed 15 Monday Morning Mojo: Sir Barks-a-lot vs. the Fire-Breathing Metallic Creature from HELL http://www.bonniewren.com/2007/monday-morning-mojo-sir-barks-a-lot-vs-the-fire-breathing-metallic-creature-from-hell.htm http://www.bonniewren.com/2007/monday-morning-mojo-sir-barks-a-lot-vs-the-fire-breathing-metallic-creature-from-hell.htm#comments Mon, 09 Apr 2007 07:01:55 +0000 Bonnie Wren http://www.bonniewren.com/2007/monday-morning-mojo-sir-barks-a-lot-vs-the-fire-breathing-metallic-creature-from-hell.htm MOJO: BARK! BARK! BARK!

BONNIE: (stirs the pan of sausages she’s browning)

BONNIE: Mojo, no! Stop that!

MOJO: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!

BONNIE: Boys! Go see what Mojo is barking at!

(no answer)

BONNIE: BOYS!

MOJO: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!

BONNIE: (Realizes an axe murderer could be breaking into the house and the boys wouldn’t notice unless he bludgeoned the X-box first.)

BONNIE: Dammit! (Turns fire down on stove and goes into the living room to look for her dog. He’s not there. She follows the sound of barking and finds…)

Link for the feedreaders here.

]]> http://www.bonniewren.com/2007/monday-morning-mojo-sir-barks-a-lot-vs-the-fire-breathing-metallic-creature-from-hell.htm/feed 20 Monday Morning Mojo: No 74 http://www.bonniewren.com/2007/monday-morning-mojo-no-74.htm http://www.bonniewren.com/2007/monday-morning-mojo-no-74.htm#comments Mon, 02 Apr 2007 07:01:33 +0000 Bonnie Wren http://www.bonniewren.com/2007/monday-morning-mojo-no-74.htm Mini image of the comic Warning: today’s comic contains graphic scenes of spiders and raw steaks, which may be frightening and/or disgusting to arachnophobes and/or vegans.

Okay! Disclaimer over! You can launch today’s comic either by clicking on the image to the right or clicking on this link.

]]> http://www.bonniewren.com/2007/monday-morning-mojo-no-74.htm/feed 15 I hate this when it happens to me http://www.bonniewren.com/2007/i-hate-this-when-it-happens-to-me.htm http://www.bonniewren.com/2007/i-hate-this-when-it-happens-to-me.htm#comments Thu, 29 Mar 2007 13:00:22 +0000 Bonnie Wren http://www.bonniewren.com/2007/i-hate-this-when-it-happens-to-me.htm It’s cold. You doze off. And then…

Mooch, Bucky and Mojo in dog bed together

]]> http://www.bonniewren.com/2007/i-hate-this-when-it-happens-to-me.htm/feed 13 Monday Morning Mojo: the grass is greener after you close the door http://www.bonniewren.com/2007/monday-morning-mojo-the-grass-is-greener-after-you-close-the-door.htm http://www.bonniewren.com/2007/monday-morning-mojo-the-grass-is-greener-after-you-close-the-door.htm#comments Mon, 26 Mar 2007 07:01:39 +0000 Bonnie Wren http://www.bonniewren.com/2007/monday-morning-mojo-the-grass-is-greener-after-you-close-the-door.htm Mini image of the comic The only time this bulldog is happy is when the door is left wide open, and that’s no good. I think we need a doggy door.

While we wait to hear from somebody who’s successfully installed one in a french door, you can launch today’s comic either by clicking on the image to the right or clicking on this link.

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