I am late, yes I know I am, but I have a good excuse.
HUBBY: So. You’re not one of those women who’ll grope a patient when he’s unconscious, are you?
NURSE: Nope.
HUBBY: Damn. Who else is working today?
And my excuse is… Hubby had surgery today. Relatively minor stuff: to repair a torn meniscus.
And exactly how did he tear his meniscus, you ask?
He tore it during a basketball game that pit a bunch of 30-year-olds against a bunch of foolhardy 40-year-olds.
You’d think the 40-year-olds would’ve gotten slammed, but they won, and Hubby gave his meniscus to the effort.
I would love to tell you what A STUPID IDEA THIS WAS, but hey! I got to be supportive of my man. EVEN WHEN HE DOES STUPID THINGS.
HUBBY: So, Doc, will I be able to run marathons after this heals?
DOCTOR: Sure!
HUBBY: That’s great, because I can’t run them now. This surgery is really gonna improve my life!
So, I’ve excused myself… and here is our procrastination goody for today: a flash version of one of my favorite old Mac games: Glider.
If you ever played Glider, you know it had a catchy little tune and lots of fun sound effects, and basically consisted of trying to navigate your little paper airplane past air vents and over lighted candles and etc. When I saw it in a flash version, I couldn’t resist.
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