SCOTT: You know what would be neat? Having a tail. I would like to have a tail just like a monkey. I could hold my drinks with my tail.
SQUIRT: Wait, wait, WAIT! Would you rather have a TAIL? Or WINGS? Think about it! You could fly anywhere!
SCOTT: Yeah, but with a tail, you’d be so great at climbing stuff. If you had wings you still wouldn’t be very good at flying. And you wouldn’t be so great at climbing stuff, either.
SQUIRT: Yeah. I guess I’d need something like a special bird tail to stabilize myself for flying.
(they think this over)
SQUIRT: Crap, that really sucks, needing a special bird tail.