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Occasional Instances of
Actual Publication Somewhere

“Surfari Resort & Spa”
May/June 2005
Porch

“The Three Graces”
March/April 2005
Porch

“Official First Impressions”
January/February 2005
Porch

“Uncle Geezer and the Turkey Zone”
November/December 2004
Porch

“The Measure of a Man”
September/October 2004
Porch

“You Better Wave”
July/August 2004
Porch

“Use the Force, Ellie Mae”
July/August 2003
The North County Woman

“Thanks a Lot, Mom”
June 2003
The North County Woman

“My Chicharones”
April 2003
The North County Woman

“I Was Cursed by the Wholesale Club”
January/February 2003
The North County Woman

“Haunted House: even without the mortgage”
November 18, 2002
San Diego Union-Tribune

“I Was Cursed by the Wholesale Club”
August 2002
My Time-Seniors’ Advocate

“Poodle Owner Snaps at Critic”
April 9, 2002
North County Times

“Unexplained phenomena and alien-ation at the Club”
June 21, 2001
San Diego Union-Tribune

“Confessions of a DOS Queen”
April 20, 2001
Low End Mac

“Stray Cat Struts His Stuff”
April 6, 2001
Idlefish

“Norman Bates Doesn’t Live Here Anymore,
So Get Your Own Towels”
March 30, 2001
Idlefish

“Zero Tolerance Isn’t the Answer”
March 26, 2001
North County Times

“Use the Force, Ellie Mae”
March 17, 2001
Idlefish

“Invasion of the Little Scary Things”
September 10, 2000
San Diego Union-Tribune

“Go Away! Ant That Means You”
August 31, 2000
http://www.nctimes.com/news/californian

“Suburbia Under the Spell of Pokemon”
April 1999
North County Times

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Dispatches from the Battle of the Bulge:

•Dawn of the Peeps,

•Use the Force, Ellie Mae,

•Mr. Beefcakes Goes for the Burn, and

•My Chicharones

And they said it wouldn't last...

•Moo-ove Over, Danielle,

• La Différence,

•Stuck in the Happiest Place on Earth, and

• I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won

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•Go Away! Ant that Means YOU,

•Babies on Board

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